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Wednesday, March 07, 2007


What is it about a person that makes everything they do take on a special meaning?

When you're infatuated with someone, things are always like that - but what about when you're not?

For me, the infrequency of actions makes every statement notable.

And so we begin another of my projects: The wonder that is Chris Davidson. Of course, the name has been changed, just to save myself a little trouble.

Installment one: Identify the animal

According to the Ohio Department of Agriculture, there are three steps to identifying a strange animal. And Chris certainly fits that description.

"The first step is premises identification. It is necessary to know the sites where animals are produced, transfered through, and intermingled with other animals if effective trace back is to be accomplished."

OK! Here is what we know:

1. Chris is from North Saint Louis County. He regularly travels throughout this country and others the world to gain education and professional experience.

2. He is mainly found in St. Louis, Missouri and its environs.

3. He associates with others in his profession. Indications are that he has a mate, but said mate's identity has not been confirmed.

4. His main method of exploring his environment is by driving a small red automobile, similar in style to a Ford Fiesta.

The other steps do not seem the least bit useful, so I will ignore them. From here, I propose to keep a journal of CD's activities, which may aid us in future identification and understanding.

Friday, November 03, 2006


Originally uploaded by juniorpyro.
WTF? This was taped to the door at a closed Wendy's.


Originally uploaded by juniorpyro.
So glad this isn't my problem


Originally uploaded by juniorpyro.
Check the schedule

Monday, July 17, 2006





iPods are cheaper than books

iPods are cheaper than books

Thursday, July 13, 2006

I'm going on a pedication

I'm going on a pedication

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

It is Yours

It Is Yours

Found blog begins

Since I don't do anything useful here, I'm going to start blogging found items. I figure if I look around for one new item to post every day, I'll pay more attention to he world in general. And that never hurt anyone.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

New Dishes!

Because this is the excitement in my life on a Saturday afternoon. Thanks Christine!

Swiss Chalet!

The Spread


So many plates!






Saturday, October 15, 2005


1) What stickers do you have on your car, if any?

2) What posters do you have in your room?
one of chairman mao, 2 Prague paintings,a Feldkirch sketch, 2 gorey lithos

3) What do you hear right now?
The loud hum of the powerbook and the soft hum of the g5

4) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
A peanut butter shake

5) Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My shoulder. Odd you should ask.

6) If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
I wouldn't fly back there to spit on their grave, but i'd smile.

7) What's your job position called?

8) What size ring do you wear?

9) Do you own a camera phone?

10) What's your bf/gf birthday?
Husband 2/17

11) What was your elementary school's mascot?

12) What's your favorite bottled water?

13) What's the next concert/show you're going to and when?
Henry Rollins spoken word, NOV 3

14) What were you doing at 9 pm last night?
watching Lost DVDs w/Trey.

15) What's your favorite Starbucks drink?

16) Do you exercise as much as you should?

17) Did you attend your High School prom?

18) Did you go to someone elses prom?

19) Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
This one. Maybe. but I can't think of how.


Something purple within 5 feet of you:
a pyrex dish

If the Matrix existed, would you want to know?

How long can you hold your breath underwater?
20 sec

Your nails were last painted?
for Jen's wedding, in April

The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?

Ever done the Electric Slide?

How much Japanese do you know?

Sparkly things?
yes please.

Ever crash a car, been in accidents?

Do you look good in yellow?

Do you sing?
yes, a lot.

Ever sang in front of a crowd?
yes, but that doesn't mean they could hear me

Do you dance?

Is your hair long enough to chew on?

Least favorite color?

Favorite kind of pizza?
La Pizza's flat ass steamrolled NY style

Ever had Dippin' Dots?
i think once

Ever played an instrument?:
piano, violin, bass, acoustic guitar

How old were you when you got a cell phone?

How old were you when you got your first car?

How many tickets do you have?
none right now. FL was evil for 'em though, lost my license a few times

How long have you been driving?
since 15

How many parking tickets?
a million

Do you own your own car?
not yet :) 9k to go

Do you want to get married?
not again :) This one's enough

At what age do you want to get married?
did at 25

Have you ever been married?

At what age do you want to have kids?